Of Pilgrims and Banshees

November 17th, 2009

So … my sister Becky and I should not spend too much time together. Especially if we’re both procrastinating and in a particularly sarcastic mood. Here’s just a sampling of some of the conversations we’ve had today:
SNIPPET 1:
BECKY
Are you frying an egg?
EMILY
No, I just got out the pan, the carton of eggs and started heating [...]