Pumpkins Don’t Have Ankles

Merry Christmas, everyone!
 
Today’s post is going to be a little different, meaning it’s actually going to be about something, instead of me just blathering on about raisin armies or whatever it is I talk about on here.
 
That’s because Christmas always makes me more meditative. The thoughts I’m meditating on this Christmas are twofold: “The people [...]

Well, here I am. My church’s Christmas play, A Jerusalem Story, will be performed tomorrow morning. After a months of researching, writing, gathering props, learning how to direct and act at the same time, and ordering fake beards online, I just won’t know what to do with my time once it’s all over.
Wait, I just [...]

This Saturday was the annual Greenville Christmas parade. As is tradition, Bob Jones University builds and mans a float for said parade. And as is tradition, it is my department (specifically, my boss) who must spend weeks ordering giant light bulbs and setting up the amplifiers and building snowmen out of liquid foam and pretty [...]