Pumpkins Don’t Have Ankles

My friend Mike D (of Ticket Poetry fame) and I were discussing some of our old Gmail chats, and I thought this one was funny enough to post.
(please keep in mind that it was pretty late in the evening when we wrote this)
me
call out the st. bernards. tell them it’s a code mauve
Mike
we may have [...]

Welcome to Pumpkins Don’t Have Ankles, a place where I will record some of the funniest happenings in my life, various schemes and conversations my friends and I have come up with, and some of my hilarious dreams (and trust me, some of them are pretty bizarre!). Anyway, I enjoy good humor every now and [...]