Pumpkins Don’t Have Ankles

No, the title of the post is not the reason that I haven’t posted in so long.  Although it would be more excusable than my long list of non-excuses which I will not even bore you with now. All you need to know is … I’m back, and I’m bigger and badder than ever!! Minus [...]

On the last night of our family vacation in Hilton Head, we ate at the Grumpy Grouper Grille. We wanted to go just because it was called the Grumpy Grouper Grille. The food was good, too, though in my opinion the mascot wasn’t nearly grumpy enough.
This has gotten me to thinking about other cleverly named [...]

My sister Becky can come up with some truly scary ideas at times. Ideas she tirelessly insists will work, brushing off many of our (well-founded) objections. Here’s one she feels particularly passionate about. I’m allowing her to guest post here just to get this off her chest, but I honestly don’t recommend you try this one [...]

So … Steph neglected to remind us of her birthday last month. Because of this, we (her caring friends) decided to make her pay with an evil birthday scheme that put her powers of logic to the test! Bwahahahaha!
Ahem … But such an undertaking cannot be done without a lot of careful planning. Our first [...]

<this one is compliments of my sibling unit Becky, whose computer <i am borrowing to write this post. çshe has a weird international keyboard that has random non’english symbols where regular keys are supposed to be. <every time <i try to hit return, <i get this weird ç symbol instead. <instead of a cap, <i [...]