Well, we’re barely surviving here in frigid Greenville, S.C. We have a few inches of …
… sleet. Yep, not even snow. Either way, the State of South Carolina has been cancelled until further notice.
An even if we could brave the roads, there’s no milk to be had. This is what the milk section looked like [...]
Ever find yourself behaving just the slightest bit oddly, but aren’t exactly sure why? For example, when I go to Publix (which is my favorite supermarket, by the way), I find myself taking a long and convoluted route through aisles. I have to stop myself and ask why exactly I’m doing that. And the answer [...]
The neon sign is supposed to say “Hot Doughnuts,” but some of the lights have gone out.
So now it just says “Hot Doug,” which sounds like something you might exclaim when you are surprised, as in: “Well, I’ll be. You mean t’say we jist done won a lifetime supply of Squeezy Cheese? Hot Doug!”
I confess, [...]
How many ways can you say “Let’s meet for lunch at 12:10 in the cafeteria?” Well, for me and my Monday-Wednesday lunch buddies, we’ve turned the mundane task of checking who will show up for lunch into an art. Here is just a sample of some of the emails that have traveled across campus this [...]
We have one of those magnetic word kits for our refrigerator. Here are some of the interesting statements that have somehow appeared …
Some day write the money then spring me out late at night
Come hurt the graduate student
Inhale no other smoke smell the one
I like my food loud
This athlete could use more school
Good sciency research [...]
Well, here I am. My church’s Christmas play, A Jerusalem Story, will be performed tomorrow morning. After a months of researching, writing, gathering props, learning how to direct and act at the same time, and ordering fake beards online, I just won’t know what to do with my time once it’s all over.
Wait, I just [...]
Some people have wondered why this blog is titled “Pumpkins Don’t Have Ankles.” The reason is … because I am a firm believer that they don’t. And to prove this statement is true, Christy and I went to the infamous Pumpkintown Pumpkin Festival.
No, for real. There is a place called Pumpkintown and they have a [...]
OK, OK, so that last blog post was totally just pirating my friend’s post. But she said everything so perfectly, I figured why mess with perfection?
Even if that is true, I do admit that I have not been blogging as faithfully as I ought. However, as I said earlier, I have only the finest excuses [...]
Once upon a time the Park family went to the magical island of Hilton Head for a much-needed vacation. Because this was the Park family, they decided not to take normal pictures and instead focus on the adventures of a little sock monkey who came along with them.
The journey to the island was a long [...]
My sister Heidi once expressed how she didn’t like classroom teaching. It wasn’t because she didn’t like children individually or in small groups. She said she just didn’t like children “in bulk.”
Well, Heidi, now I understand what you’re talking about.
On June 20 to June 21, some friends and I headed down to Sumpter, South Carolina [...]